Lightswitch Madness!

The light thing works! It really works!!! *leaps about in joy*

So I was dreaming, you know how it goes. In dreamland, it was early in the morning, maybe around seven or so. I had just woken up after an arduous day at work. I was wondering if Dylan was going to text about grabbing a quick smoke in the morning, before he went to school. I really didn't know what time it was, or what time he had school.

Anyhoo, I woke up, walked up the stairs, and the first thought that occured to me was to do the lightswitch test. I don't know why I had this thought - I was expecting everything to be normal. In dreams, you rarely suspect that you're actually dreaming. But lo and behold, when I flicked the lightswitch, the light just stayed on! I was stunned and amazed! At that moment, everything became clearer, like suddenly I had all of this power and freedom. I was self-aware! I was lucid! Woo hoo!

My first reaction after the amazement of functioning in dreamworld consciously was to try and send a text message. It was all haywire, of course. I knew there was a message on the phone from Dylan, but I couldn't read it. I managed to send him a message, but not before T9 word nearly sent me off the deep end...

The next thing I did was pet Luna. I was amazed that she responded like normal. See, I guess at this point I figured that since I was lucid, it must be reality. I got over that thought eventually.

After that, I started an adventure. Through my backyard was this crazy, desolate terrain, but I was not afraid. This is dreamworld! Let's go do shit!

I admit that it was the thought about sex that tipped me out of this state. I thought, "Hey, I could have sex with anyone!" After thinking that, I remember having a feeling of being back in my own bed, like the dream was over. I sighed (still dreaming), but I learned a lesson. Then I carried on, but not lucidly.

So a warning to all of you - if you're actually experiencing a lucid dream (it was my first time), don't ruin it with your inner perversion! Keep your physical self on a leash! That's my advice.

Ally